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Is the general suffering of basic flesh-based existence getting you down? Fear not, friend, all you must do is the flesh prison and seek the warming power glow of the Machine God! Need an extra hand? Let our highly specialized tech priests recite the incantations and install one today! But perhaps you still haven’t figured out how to turn off your fear receptors just yet and are afraid of a highly invasive and deeply traumatic surgical procedure–fear not! You can instead celebrate your love for the new flesh with this 100% cotton pre-shrunk t-shirt!
No need to migrate to Mars, get this sweet tee today!
This is a pre-order for a design with an estimated shipping date of March 30-April 7!
